If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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