so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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