Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize