my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
the raccoons are back...
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