yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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