I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My liver just had a heart attack.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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