You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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