chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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