How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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