we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
