ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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