oh god the rape fog is back!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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