is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
