we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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