4 words: hood of his car
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I need moral support for this bender
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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