Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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