it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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