Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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