Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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