This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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