i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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