if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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