This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just had sex bonerless
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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