lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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