Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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