So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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