Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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