yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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