he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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