You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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