She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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