let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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