I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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