idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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