We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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