so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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