so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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