all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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