So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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