hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Do I have a choice?
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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