do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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