Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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