If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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