I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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