i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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