Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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