Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
