You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
