Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My breath smells like gin and sadness
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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