is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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