What a fucking waste of an outfit
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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