Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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