no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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