Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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