You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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