She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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