I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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