Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
